Once upon a time there was a bush... (Ode to a Salesman)


May I tap your phone?
It will improve your conversation.
May I restrict your medication?
It will make you well.
May I prevent gay marriages?
It will protect the sanctity of the illusion.
May I teach your children to pray in school?
It will keep them from going to …well!

May I send your children to war?
Mine are busy in college, you know.
(Forget that yours might return in body bags,
While mine might turn into CEOs.)

May I charge you more money for fuel?
Internet services should be higher in fees.
May I drill for oil in the Alaskan wilderness?
Who in the world needs all of them trees!

Just in case you are wondering
Why I am asking to do all of these
-- wondering if you should have any fear?
I will shout, "Of course not! Absolutely not!
I am a moral salesman, and this is my way of saying
-- I care!"

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