Once upon a time there was a bush... (Ode to a Salesman)
May I tap your phone? It will improve your conversation. May I restrict your medication? It will make you well. May I prevent gay marriages? It will protect the sanctity of the illusion. May I teach your children to pray in school? It will keep them from going to …well! May I send your children to war? Mine are busy in college, you know. (Forget that yours might return in body bags, While mine might turn into CEOs.) May I charge you more money for fuel? Internet services should be higher in fees. May I drill for oil in the Alaskan wilderness? Who in the world needs all of them trees! Just in case you are wondering Why I am asking to do all of these -- wondering if you should have any fear? I will shout, "Of course not! Absolutely not! I am a moral salesman, and this is my way of saying -- I care!"